Sunday 30 March 2008

Msn Irks.

O_O
My blog is the only thing loading with this useless wifi.
Maybe its a sign :
*super indian-fied accent*
I SHOULD BLOG SOME MOREEEEEEE :D

I do believe I am going quite mad.

Oh, and by the way rite, I think everyone who knows me knows I don't study.
So on the rare occasions that I DO, I HATE being disturbed.
So, rite, when my msn personal message implies im STUDYING/ASSIGNMENTING...DO NOT talk to me.
Because I will be very tempted to throw something at you.
(This doesnt apply if I'm the one talking to you, by the way)
I paling benci when people who dont normally talk to me IM me to go like "Omg Vid, you really studying ar??!"
LIKE OI LU MAU MATI KA?!
I dahlah damn short concentration span, those few precious minutes I wan do work oso u kacau means how la?!
Grr.
So yes. Announcement : If you even think I'm studying, then don't talk to me. -__-
AND If i wan leave my msn on while I'm studying, my problem la!
U my grandfather ah, must menyibuk to ask me why my msn is on if I'm studying?! -.-"

AND I HATE PEOPLE NUDGING ME.
ESP IF IM TYPING YOU A REPLY.
If Im not in the middle of replying you then nudge me all you want la, I offed all my alerts. :p
But when Im replying you and you nudge me I WILL KICK YOUR BACKSIDE.
(whenever I next see you la XD)

Oh yeah.
I found quote. XD
"I'm not in love with you. But I'm in love with the way you make me feel"
Oh wait, not quote.. Song lyric. O_O
Nvm.
Yeah, when I heard it I was like OMGTATSOAPPLIESTOME.
But then kan, I was thinking about it.
(I do alot of thinking nowadays...too much free time kot)
If I'm in love with the way you make me feel kan, all I have to do is find someone who makes me feel the same way, albeit with a much better personality and much better assets, and then I would be in love...right?
Hm.
I'm confused.
Can someone please explain this whole LOVE thing to me?!
Pweaseeeeee?

Why do I sound so hyper?

Ignoring someone isn't fun unless the person realises he's being ignored.
><
My plan damn fail.
And I think rite, the fella doesnt even know what he did wrong.
How do you explain something to someone without actually talking to them? o.o
Conclusion : I am so not over him.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY I SO PATHETIC WAN?!

Ok my eyes pain but my housemates havent come back so its rude if I sleep first and I have to iron my baju but Im so lazee and I have no idea WHAT to wear and omg I dowan to go lecture tmr cos then I have to see Potty who will control macho and make me laugh which will make him perasan even more that I like him and make him tell the whole world and they all lack common sense and they will believe the stupid fella and pandang me semacam and I seem to have lost track of what I'm saying because my sentence is too long so I shut up now. XD

~vid~

p.s. Suh Ming. WHY AM I SO HYPER?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! :p

Ke-randomness-an

HIE :D

.
.
.
again. :)
I'm bored.
Therefore I shall blog to unboredsify myself.

I dun care if people think I'm obsessed with blogging.
Maybe I am.
OR maybe rite, its cos I like talking. And then, right now, got nobody online. And I got no credit.
Soooo.. I blog la! XD
Talk to the world in general. Without the constraints of timing.
I duno wat I jz said. nvm.
I mean, I could of course talk to myself.
But then I've lived with myself for 18 years. When you've lived with someone that long, there is no need for words. Silence speaks volumes.
o.o

O ya.
I almost forgot to put this in (as usual):

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
The Bottom Line
You get a challenge today that will push you past your limits. Stretching is good!
In Detail
You will be given a very captivating challenge today, and it will probably push you past (what you thought were) your limits. Stretching this way will feel a little bit weird at first, but as the day goes forward you will slowly start to enjoy the feeling of going where you have never been before -- both literally and figuratively. By the end of today, you might not be totally done with this challenge, but you will feel a great sense of accomplishment, anyway.


Guess what??? XD
TODAY I WENT FOR YOGA. STRETCHED MYSELF. AND WENT WHERE I NEVER WENT BEFORE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
See my horoscope so ngam!!
I salute the fella who does these Friendster horoscopes la. XD

I very malasfied today.
Malas wan pack n go back to vista.
rawr.
But I should.
Preferably sometime soon.
Preferably now.
RAWR.
And I malas wan go lect tmr morning.
rawr rawr. XD

By the way, I read this question somehwere :
What are you most afraid of losing?
So I thought about it, and you know wat I came up with?
My Mind.
I am damn afraid of losing my mind. o.o

~vid~

One SenS.

Oh yeah!
(see i forgot to put this in the earlier post)
You all know rite that starting from errr...one-of-the-days-this-week One Sen Coins are henceforth obsolete (did i spell tat rite?)
Fine, ...henceforth....not to be used?
You all know tat riteeee?
Well...now you do. :D

OK, skip skip fast forward.
My point is :
MAKNA wants ur SENS.
(swt so dramatic)
OK wait lemme explain properly (I am bad at this explaining thing) :


MAKNA, the cancer foundation, wants us to donate One Sen coins, cos they have this agreement thing with Bank Negara, where the Bank will accept their One Sen coins, and...well, give them the money equivalent to the total donations.
Y'all get it ah?
nvm.
Bottom line : Since we cannot use our One Sens anyway, might as well give it to MAKNA rite, since they can make use of them?

So yeah, the point of this post is to ask all you kind souls out there to please donate your One Sens to MAKNA.
Cos...Sens Saves Lives. XD


How you donate it I duno la, but if the "di mana ada kemahuan" can work for everything else, it can work for charity.
GO FIND SOME WAY TO DONATE!

Please and thank you.

And no, I will not get commission for this post.
I'm just being nice. :)


~vid~

Don't Like IMU :'(

At IMU rite, the lecturers are beyond amazing.
I mean, they use the same lecture notes year after year, BUT they will only upload the notes to the I-drive THE DAY BEFORE lecture.
-_-
And the computers at IMU got virus summore!
My pendrive now has some permanent undeletable folder called MySexy which is 1306KB (but when u open it, its empty!)
DAMN ANNOYING SIAL.
I tell you if my pendrive cannot reformat, I shall sue IMU. 4GB pen drive summore!
AND rite, i think you all know how louya my wireless is at vista...
HOW TO DOWNLOAD N PRINT THE LECTURE NOTES LA?!?!
Summore lecture at 8am (any earlier la).
See? I told you people at IMU got no common sense!

RAWR.
(Fiona, I blame you for getting this stuck in my head)

Im bored Im bored Im bored. And I dont wanna go back to IMU. ><

And Newcastle Uni (the UK wan) is starting a campus in Msia in 2009!!
Not franchise summore.
AND apparently its half the fees of studying medic in UK.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE THEY ONE YEAR LATE??!?!

Im annoyed.
With everything.
Gah!

I sedih cos I takde orang to mengurat anymore.
Bluek. XD

If I had one wish, I would fast forward the next 5 years. :p
No wait.
The next 6 years. Fast forward housemanship oso.
...
7 years lah.
Be on the safe side. :D

Announcement :
In the future, I'm naming my daughter Anya!
I book name early early! CANNOT copy my name! ><
I keel you!

I
Is
Haywire.

~vid~

Saturday 29 March 2008

rawr

Bay's Tag...

...which was formerly in god-knows-what language, so I couldnt read it.
-_______-

Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head.
Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 5 people.
This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...NO CHEATING!

1. Fiona
2. Fatin
3. Jea Mie
4. Jay Sean (XD!)
5. My Wesley-dog.

DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP THE TOP!

1. HOW DID YOU MEET 1?
I duno.. at prefect thingies in Form One kot.

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1?
25. XD
Haha ok, fine, 10.

3. How long have you known 4?
I...DON'T. :p

4. How do you know number 3?
I remember staring at her in Form One cos someone said she was Jea Sern's sister. LOL.
*ahem*
...We were classmates from Form 2 onwards.

5. wheres 5?
Occupying half the space on my keyboard.

6. A fact about number 1?
PIDDY!
Ok, tats not a fact. Er. Errr.
Weird. :)

7. Who is 4 going out with?
HE'S SINGLEEEEEEE.
(see how big my smile is?!)

8. What does 1 do for a living?
Be a piddy.

9. Would you live with number 3?
I duno. Maybe.

10. What do you like about number 2?
Haha. The fact that we're kinda alike.

11. Do you miss number 5?
No. He's right here!

12. Would you make out with number 4?
Y-E-EEESSSSS. :D:D:D:D:D
(*...dont laugh at me. shaddap. XD)

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
Gatal!
Haha. no la. Fun.

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
Recieving him on my bday! :)

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
Stone at them. O_O

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5?
Yes. But I've had longer ones with Pinkie.

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house?
We're housemates. -___- so.. er..yes?
But not at her house in Kedah, no.

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
Not much recently.

19. Who have you known the longest?
Fiona kot.

(Bay, do you realise tat number 20 is missing?)

21. How often do you talk to 1?
Duno. Often. XD

22. What about 2?
What about 2?
:p
umm.. almost everyday.

23. Have you ever thought 3 more then a friend?
Nope.

24. Would you go out for a date with 5?
Errr...no?
Why would I go out for a date with my teddy bear?! :o

25. Do you dream about 2?
Nope.

26. What did no 4 did to you that you can never forget?
:O
EXIST.

27. What have you done for 1 that the person can never forget?
EXIST.
XD
I duno. Everything I do is unforgettable, isnt it, Piddy?

28. What's 3 hobby?
I dunoe. :o
Jea Mie, whats ur hobby??!

29. Tag 5 people:
- Jea Mie
- Jea Mie
- Jea Mie
- Jea Mie
- Jea Mie
:)

~vid~

:o

walao.
March alone got 50 posts.
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Oh...wait...make that 51.
rawr.

~vid~

Achmed The Dead Terrorist

SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!


Jeff Dunham and Achmed :)


HAHA.
Pure genius.

Thanx to Fiona!
My supplier of hilariously random youtube videos. :p


~vid~

Watch This :



Tell me you think he isn't AWESOME. :)

~vid~

p.s. Yes, that is Jay Sean, for those of you who haven't been living on my planet. XD

Friday 28 March 2008

Bahasa Melayu

*The below isn't exactly verbatim. I edited out all the gilafied "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"s :)...otherwise gila long la*

*OH, by the way, when u read, jz visualise HAHAHAHA after every sentence*


fiona says:
lets talk in bm
fiona says:
must practice
fiona says:
faster start speaking in bm
vid says:
damn susah tau
vid says:
baiklah
fiona says:
tau la susah
vid says:
giler susah tau

fiona says:
hari ini kita akan berbincang tentang apa
vid says:
i cakap bm lepas tu *confirm* masuk bahasa english
fiona says:
tolong jgn guna bm pasar
vid says:
apa tu confirm dalam bahasa melayu ah?
fiona says:
konferm
vid says:
bahasa pasar tak boleh ke?
vid says:
konferm?
vid says:
bolehlah tu
vid says:
okay, jadi sekarang kita akan bercakap pasal apa?
vid says:
tuagasan kamu sudah siap?
fiona says:
hampir siap tapi ada orang kacau
fiona says:
dia suruh saya masuk msn
vid says:
aiyo
vid says:
teruknya orang itu
vid says:
ish ish
fiona says:
itulah pasal
vid says:
saya tau siapa orang itu
vid says:
saya ni psikik tau
fiona says:
STUP
fiona says:
i mean BODOH
vid says:
stup tu bahasa apa?
fiona says :
macam mana nak cakap i mean ya
fiona says:
...
vid says:
saya bod dan kamu oh, ok?
vid says:
i mean? saya bermaksud
fiona says:
hahahahha boleh boleh
fiona says:
OH
fiona says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
vid says:
alamak
fiona says:
awak boleh pergi ajar BM la
vid says:
ini sangat bodohlah
vid says:
cuba kamu terjemahkan ayat itu

fiona says:
apa sgt bodoh??
fiona says:
ayat apa??!
vid says:
"ya tuhan ini sangat bodohlah"
vid says:
HAHHAHAAH saya tak boleh tahan lah.
vid says:
saya sakit perut menahan ketawa

fiona says:
kamu mesti letak perbualan ini kat belog kamu
vid says:
nanti mama saya tanya saya kenapa saya ketawa sorang sorang depan komputer
vid says:
hahaha boleh boleh
fiona says:
apa sorang sorang
fiona says:
saya tak faham
vid says:
saja mempamerkan kecemerlangan kami dalam bahasa melayu

fiona says:
seorang seorang saya faham
vid says:
alah pasar sikit sikit tu bolehlah

fiona says:
maaf la tapi saya tak suka bm pasar
vid says:
panjang sangat nak taip tau

fiona says:
saya hanya cakap bm baku
vid says:
amboi, ada pulak macam itu!

fiona says:
*dalam suara puisi*
vid says:
"apa sampah"

fiona says:
mana ada sampah
vid says:
terjemahkan la

fiona says:
kita rakyat patriotik!!! <--- (HAHA FIONA WTH WERE U THINKING?!?*)
fiona says:
bukan sampah
fiona says:
mari kita nyanyi lagu negaraku
vid says:
pergi dan mati
fiona says:
APA
fiona says:
DIAM!!! SAYA BUNUH KAMU!
vid says:
ok enuf la later my blog post too long ><
fiona says:
apa?!? awak nak salin tampal semua??!!?
vid says:
habis tu?
vid says:
kamu yang cadangkan.
fiona says:
sikit sikit cukup la
fiona says:
tak payah semua
fiona says:
terlalu.... mafan
vid says:
haha kita censor semua HAHAHAH gila tu la.
fiona says:
ya ya...
fiona says:
itu terlalu bynk
vid says:
mafan kalau saya nak edit seorang seorang
fiona says:
tidak mengapa saya tahu kamu sangat rajin dan takde kerja buat
vid says:
haha bm kamu cukup baik tetapi tatabahasa kamu memang teruk
vid says:
ish ish ish
fiona says:
DIAM SAYA BUNUH KAMU
vid says:
saya ada tugasan diet atkins itulah
fiona says:
BEGITU RUPANYA!!
vid says:
EH ENUF LA
fiona says:
AMBOI SAYA TERLUPA PULAK
vid says:
LATER I GOT ALOT TO EDIT
fiona says:
HAHAHAH
fiona says:
okok
fiona says:
back to english
vid says:
yay
vid says:
haha thank god la
fiona says:
now it feels weird to talk in english
vid says:
omg i dont think my brain has worked this much for a msn conversation

HAHA.

k nvm.

~vid~

Time Goes On

~the above is a song lyric and has nothing whatsoever to do with the following post~

I drive everywhere now.
My driving kira quite okay la. Not pro, but can tahan la Subang standard. XD
I like traffic jam. Nice la, press-release-press-release the brake. Damn fun.
K nvm. I a bit gila edi. :p
BUT...my parking damn fail.
DAMN AMATEUR SIAL. MALU. *cries*

haha.
I sedih la.
I got nothing to miss already.
More like got no one to miss.
No one to emo about.
No one to come online for. :o (oops. terbocor rahsia)
Its like I listen to Avril's "When You're Gone" oso no feeling edi.
The emoness just...doesnt come.
Sedih.

I'm...adjusting.
Trying to.

Hm.

~vid~

(really must put title ar?)

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"OINK" said the Pig.
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LOL.
No, I dont know what that was about either.

I do think its unfair for someone to be mean to another person just cos they're in a bad mood.
It just puts the other person in a bad mood too.
No, the "sharing is caring"rule DOES NOT apply to bad moods. -__-
But I think it takes alot to apologise for being a jerk to someone (especially if it IS ur fault), and I respect you for saying sorry. :)

Unfortunately not all people can be that grown-up.
Sigh.
If only the world was idiot-free...
...nah.
Like tat no fun oso.
Got no one to kutuk then. XD

AND did you know that walking around with your hands in your pockets can be detrimental to health?!!

~vid~

p.s. I was jz joking about the hands-in-pockets thing. :) harap-harap you all can read this la. LOL.

:)

I am TERRIBLY indecisive. :)

~vid~

Thursday 27 March 2008

The Difference

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Ha!
If you didnt get the story, you are most definitely a guy.

~vid~

What Did I Do la!?!

why is every guy i talk to today picking a fight with me?

fight over stupid things summore.
wtf la seriously.

~vid~

Wednesday 26 March 2008

Boredom...is very boring.

Being bored isn't as easy as it looks.
Sigh.

I found something that struck me as superbly true :
You can't make someone fall in love with you... you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
:)

I am currently having a staring match with my computer screen.
What are the possibilities of me winning?

~vid~

Tuesday 25 March 2008

Oh NO.

OMG I THINK POTTY WENT AND TOLD EVERYBODY THAT HE THINKS I LIKE HIM.
O_O
Gone la my reputation. Wtf.
BUT, then again, not like got anyone else I want to impress in IMU.
BUT malu sial.
Stupid Potty.

~vid~

Why I Should Specialise In Psychiatry

I think Psychiatry would be my true calling.


You see rite, if I did become a Psychiatrist :


Possiblity One :
My patient would be so happy to find a doctor crazier than him/her, and that would give him/her hope of being cured. And we all know that positive thinking is half the battle. :)


Possibility Two :
(which is the more likely one)
My patient would be so upset that his/her doctor is crazier than him/her, and would probably go jump out the window. Which would make life easier for everybody.


So you see, either way, the problem will be solved.
Although I should probably charge consultation fees before letting them see me. :p
AND I should probably consider having my office on the 20th floor. With a balcony (easier for them to jump).

Okay, but honestly,I cannot imagine myself being a doctor. I'm not serious enough. o.o

~vid~

-.- (<<-- my sleepy face)

Yellow.
*yawn*
So sleepy. Woke up at 4 this morning drenched in sweat, and I couldnt go back to sleep cos I was so uncomfortable.
I lazed around til about 6am, then got up to wash my hair O_O.
Then, for lack of anything more productive to do with my life, I wanted to blog. Just for the sake of blogging at 6.30am. :p
But then I was debating between reading my lect notes and blogging...and being the hardworking soul I am, I chose lect notes over blogging.
And by the time I was done not understanding anything, I no mood to blog edi.

So I'm blogging now.
To keep myself awake, cos I'm waiting for my housemates to get back from Lab.
(mine was last week. bluek)
So that we can go out for lunch and then I can go to sleep.
Cos if I sleep now, then I will only wake up tmr morning.
(yes i can sleep that much)

Lecture halls are really not condusive for sleeping in.
I now have a crick in my neck. Ow.
><

I feel like singing loud loud. :D
I pun tak tau kenapa.
No la, actually I feel like sleeping. But since thats not exactly an option, singing loud loud sounds good.
:p

~vid~

Monday 24 March 2008

Shutter

We went to watch Shutter today!

OMG SO STUPID LAH THE MOVIE.
I spent most of the time laughing in the theatre. LOL.

Cos we were telling each other ghost stories before going to the theatre, and Fatin was about to enter first,
WHEN THE DOOR OPENED FROM THE INSIDE.
She freaked and screamed and scared the rest of us.
...
Actually, it was some Chinese guy who wanted to step outisde to make a phone call lah. Jz so happened that he opened the door at the exact same time that Fatin wanted to.
LOL.
I tell you we couldn't stop laughing!!!
Summore there was this old chinese man who was behind us who saw the whole thing, and he was like "Apa ni?"
LOLLL.

And then when the movie started, there was this one part where the heroine knocks down some scary looking person in the middle of the road by accident,
(it was sposed to be a really freaky scene lah)
and Sarwees next to me YAWNED.
how not to laugh?!

And then later on in the story theres this one part where the ghost is harassing the heroine,
and the guy sitting next to me burped.
SO POTONG YOU KNOW, important haunting going on the screen and the fella burping!!

And there were this bunch of girls who were sitting at the back of the theatre, who decided to contribute to the sound effects.
Cos you know kan, when the ghost is about to appear, there will be this build-up of eerie music?
These few girls, rite, their screams will also build-up you know!!
Like "a.......a.....a...a..a..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Damn freaking funny! Everytime they do that everyone else in the theatre will burst out laughing. Swt la. Horror movie konon.

But the worst part, was towards the end.
The heroine was walking towards this picture hanging on the wall, and she was about to touch it la.
And the guy next to me (who burped earlier), started going like
"Jangan pegang...jangan pegang...jangan pegang..."
And then she touched the picture (DUH. otherwise story wont move, rite?)
And he was like "JANGANLAH PEGANGGG"
I was rolling around in my seat laughing k.
Conclusion : I nearly died laughing while watching Shutter today.

But seriously, the movie IS stupid. Spoilt the whole thing.Original was like ten thousand times better ><

~vid~

p.s. BAY, ur tag i do before edi lah!

Boo.

I is boredddd. :)

Haha I takde kerja blog in the middle of the night.
(eh literally middle of the night wei...12.05 edi. fuiyoh. notbadnotbad)

My msn conver with Wye Luun:
(cos i got nth else to blog about)
vid says:
i bored beyond boredsificationism
luun says:
...
luun says:
boredsificationism
luun says:
only vid could thought of that

(ignore the cacat grammar. malas wan act pro on msn. :p)

Hehe.
Moral of the story :
I AM ORIGINAL aka UNIQUE aka ONE OF A KIND aka uh...all other synonyms.
No la, but seriously, where else can you find someone as idiotically crazily split-personality-ed-ly lovable as me?!
*big big smile*

k nvm.
(ive been getting this urge to pronounce nvm as "nyemine" - try pronouncing it...sound damn auntie. LOL. i think i got it from Natasha la. And now its stuck in my head. o.o)

Actually kan, I got nothing to blog about you know.
I'm still hyperfied about the fact that MU won, but I dowan over-do it la. Later all those anti-MU people who read my blog come bash me up.
O_O

Keke.

I malas wan print out lect notes for tmr.
I'm so relaxed lah. Like I on holiday like tat.
Boone's like stressed to the max, and I'm still enjoying myself, sleeping at every possible opportunity...LOL.
I must go check if David is stressed.
Cos I think Boone is stressed rite, cos the dentistry students have started classes alredi.
KEKE. MUST MEMORISE TEETH.
AHAHAHAHA.
PADAN MUKA GO TAKE DENTISTRY :p
ok i shut up.
Cos medic got more stuff to memorise later on. O_O
I die.
*touchwood*
But nvm, I laugh puas puas at Boone first, (then later when my turn I go hide so he cannot laugh at me. Nyeheh.)

Swt la, I'm so childish.
XD

Eee. Panjangnya post ni.
K la.
Cue for me to go tidurrrr.
Nites!!

~vid~

Sunday 23 March 2008

Ha. HAHA. :p

YAY YAY MU MENANG YAY YAY.

hahahahahaha.
i cannot tahan.
MUST rub it in.

hahahaha padan muka mascherano got sent off.
padan muka TORRES GOT YELLOW CARD.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

YAY YAY MU MENANG YAY YAY.

~vid~

godblessstevenscornercostheygotbigtv

#*$&#(*$&#(*$&#*&


I GERAM!!



I watched first half of MU-Lvpl game halfway at Steven's Corner.
(cheh.. so hardcore, watch game at mamak.. hehe)
Then terpaksa balik lah, cos my housemates sleepy, summore so late edi. sedihh.


OMG someone jz said score 3-0 edi!!
But soccernet never change wor!
Livescore.com not loading!!
*&@^#*&@^#*&@#^@&*#^!!!


OMG LOADED
OMG MU 3-0
WOHOO!!


ok omg i damn hyper.

The guy at Stevens asked me whose side I was on jz now.
Hes like Liverpool ah?
And Im like NOOOO MU.
And hes like then why u so tension?

LOL.
nvm.
I haywire edi.

THREE ZERO I GERAM I CANNOT WATCH AAAAAAAAAA

~vid~

Yoga (and dance! :p)

I went for my first yoga lesson today.
O_O

My instructor is so damn flexible!
I'm like O_O.
Walao. If I can be half that flexible I shall die happy wei.


Oh yeah. anyone wan learn yoga anot?
Come learn with me!!
Every Sunday morning, RM75 per month (which is pretty cheap) for one-hour-per-week lessons.
If you want, let me know by next week yeah?
:)


And next on my things-to-do-before-I-graduate-and-become-a-boring-old-doctor is :
Learn how to dance.
(you may laugh all you want)
Check this guy out wei :


(if you dont like the song then do what Suh Ming did and mute it XD. jz watch the way he dances....SO FREAKING CUN!)
Of course, he's a trained dancer la, but still!
I wan dance like tat!!
(so I have big dreams. Sue me. *sticks out tongue*)

yericannotwatchMU-LIVERPOOLgametoday *cries*


~vid~

Saturday 22 March 2008

Why I Want To Live In A Hindi Movie

I want to live in a hindi movie.

You see right, in a hindi movie :
1. The guys are ALWAYS ALWAYS damn cute.
I mean, in the tamil movie industry and the malayalam movie industry, there are some not-so-cute actors. Not ugly la(!), just not cute. But in Bollywood, rite...CONFIRM CUTE WAN.
Shah Rukh Khan so old oso still so cute. XD

2. If i start singing for no reason, people wont stare at me.
Instead, there will be a (cute) guy popping out from somewhere to ber-duet with me. And the best part is I will be able to come up with the lyrics all on my own, and it will be an original song summore. And the music sure damn nice. And my voice will be so super sweet that the hero-albeit-the-cute-guy-who-popped-out-jz-now-who-will-in-the-future-become-my-husband, will fall flat for me.

3. If i dance in the middle of nowhere for no reason, people wont stare at me.
Everyone around me will drop whatever they're doing and come dance with me instead. And we wont have to practice, we'd just all be having the same steps and dancing in perfect sync, most probably to the song I'm singing. And then it will start raining all of a sudden, and we will all be dancing in the rain. AND I get to change clothes ten thousand times during that one song, AND I will get transported to alot of different places during the song (considering its a hindi movie, most prob Switzerland and Egypt)
Oh, and most important point : I will not need dance lessons. It will be this inborn thing. :D

4. The very-cute-hero-who-can-sing-and-dance will at some point in the story fall in love with me.
(Yay!). And of course la there will be some problems (otherwise no story, rite?), but that will only make us stronger, and then we can rest in peace that our love has been through trials and tribulations, AND that we do indeed deserve each other. And then we can live happily ever after.
And, yes, confirm will be happily ever after wan. I mean has anyone ever seen sequels to hindi movies where the hero and heroine break up after marriage?
(got lah - Chalte Chalte, but they end up together anyway. Point proven.)

5. My whole life will revolve around falling in love.
I will not have to study, even if I'm in university studying for the most difficult course in the universe. I will naturally be bestowed with more than enough brains to ace all my tests, so that I can concentrate fully on falling in love.
If i was working, I would be this super genius with a knack for making money, so that I could...concentrate fully on falling in love.

6. I will own ALOT of super nice, super expensive clothes that I will never have to wear twice.
AND I will have supremely good fashion sense. And I will also have an awesome personality to complement my excellent dressing, and everyone will love me for who I am, and ten thousand people will want to marry me, but of course, I can only end up with the very-cute-hero.

Conclusion : I want to live in a hindi movie.

~vid~

p.s. I like Kareena's pants in Jab We Met!! I want!! :(

Spamming! :D

Im desperately bored lah.
Bear with me.
And DO NOT judge me for spamming my own blog.

Since Jea Mie won't post, I shall do her share also.
(cheh wah)

Anyway, a list of the weirdest phobias ever :
(number one my list has to be the stupid fish phobia la of course)
Did anybody know Rihanna had phobia of fish? :o

But anyway, distractions aside, weird phobias (in no specific order):

1. Fear of fish.
2. Fear of computers
3. Fear of eating (WALAO. If dont eat then die lor!)
4. Fear of food
5. Fear of foreigners
6. Fear of freedom (Wth!)
7. Fear of long words
8. Fear of music
9. Fear of gravity
10. Fear of hearing good news (o.o)
11. Fear of opening one's eyes
12. Fear of women

There isn't a "Fear of men". Hm.
XD

I have a phobia of escalators.
Well, not exactly a phobia, but I'm terrified of escalators, esp the ones that are going down.

I think its cos I watched this movie when I was young.
(I mean my mum was watching, and she told me to go sleep, but me, being the stubborn donkey I was, I decided to stick around and watch)
So anyway, in the movie, this lady is going up an escalator, and she drops her lipstick, so she bends down to pick it up, and her hair gets caught between two steps, and she cant get it out, and when the escalator reaches the top, well, err...she dies la basically.
Very gruesome death summore..blood and hair everywhere. You know la, American movies, must play up the gory-ness. -.-"
The image is still kinda stuck in my head.

So yeah, I'm terrified of escalators.
Going up one is ok, but going down is scary.
I oso duno why la. Bit weird.
I can play it cool lah, if there are only a few people around.
But its damn obvious if there is a crowd around the escalator, cos I WILL take ten years to step on the escalator, and hold up everybody else, and cause a traffic jam, and thoroughly embarass myself.
-_______-

And I like the smell of blood.

And I'm terribly indecisive.
I change my mind at least ten times a minute.
Which is why I tell everybody everything about my life, so I can get people to make decisions for me. XD

~vid~

o.o

My mummy likes listening to Jay Sean. :D

I had no idea she was even listening, but apparently she was.
Eventhough I was playing it softly, and she was doing the sudoku in Star.
She actually asked me who sang the song, and why the song I was listening to had Indian music at the beginning.
hehe.
Yay my mum likes Jay Sean. So now I can play it in the car.
As long as she doesnt pay too much attention to the lyrics.

Oh, and (me thinks Fiona will be relieved), but I'm no longer obsessed about Jay Sean.
I still love him, and want to marry him...but I'm no longer obsessed.
XD

~vid~

Weird.

I'm being emo.
Yet I'm also kinda happy.
At the same time I'm disappointed over something.
And I'm desperately bored.
AND I'm very hardworkingly concentrating on being annoyed at a certain lecturer in IMU.
Too many emotions.
I'm going haywire.
eek.

I'm very much in the mood to listen to romantic songs lately.
So anybody got any sweet, hopelessly romantic songs, recommend to me yeah? :D
(Im 18 years old and I'm still not sure how to spell recommend. ><)

I duno whats wrong with me.
I'm contented the way I am. (for the past few days la anyway)
For the first time in my life I really cannot be bothered what people think of me.
Weird.
Never happened before.
Weird.
Hm.

~vid~

Friday 21 March 2008

lame post. (do not read if allergic to lameness)

i am bored!
yay!
i am going to write a un-capitalised post. malas wan hold down the shift button everytime i start a sentence.
keke. XD

apparently im the only one who gets shocked at my hyperness.
i wrote wye luun this super hyperfied comment on frenster, and at the end of it i was like "sorry if this comment sounds weird, im just damn hyper",
and his reply was like "its so vid"
swt la. its like hyperness is part of my personality edi.

and emilia decided to call me the "queen of all randomness" a few days back.
i cannot tell you why, because if i do, then rachel will kill me.
(ooo. suspense or not?? hah.)
ok nvm i'm being lame.
and why do i sound so chinesefied? (no offence/racism intended) anybody who gets offended and caci-s me on their blog...is officially beyond supremely lifeless.

oh, but then rite...i sound damn indian nowadays oso.
its like one of my all-new-favourite ways to talk is to insert "ten thousand" into almost every sentence.
like "ten thousand years" or "ten thousand miles far away" or "ten thousand things to do"...you get the point.
i have no idea why!
it somehow got stuck in my conversational system thingamajiggy, and it just spews out, and i cannot help myself and i'll only remember not to say "ten thousand" after i've already said it, and then i'll stop and scold myself (sometimes out loud), and then i'll just look retarded (which i am, but still!).
yay my sentence so long. :D

i feel like writing long long post lah.
long time edi never write anything long. hmm.
wat to say summore ah?
Sam, this is for you, since u always finish reading my posts so fast. speed reading wei. swt.

OH.
i got something super important to say!
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I LOVE JAY SEAN!
...
oh no wait, i've already announced that. k nvm.
(i did warn you that this post was gonna be lame :p)

i miss potty.
hes like my anti-depressant. LOL.
ok tat was mean, but honestly, its like whenever im super stressed, i look at potty and i start laughing like a mad cow, and all my stress just goes away.
you all remember how russell peters said that the indian accent was good for breaking tension?
(please tell me you at least know who russell peters is)
potty's like my tension breaker. :)
haha poor potty la.
i saw him again tat day. and he was walking normally you know.
then he turned around and saw me, and he changed his walk.
like you know how models walk? one leg in front of the other?
he started walking like tat. :o
only it SO TAK JADI!!
i had to stop and laugh in the middle of the road!
but i spose i should feel honoured that at least one guy in imu goes out of his way to impress me.
omg i so gatal. why am i so gatal?!
#$*&#$^@#@#

no fun la actually, laugh in lecture theatre.
cos rite, there will be one or two kiasu fellas who will turn around and go like "erm excuse me, but i cant hear the lecturer, do you mind?"
-______-
AND in lecture theatre, i cannot roll around on the floor laughing.
(yes i do roll around on the floor laughing in vista XD)

i jz went to my old school to collect the original spm cert.
sposedly to collect lah.
but when i parked and was about to walk into SU, i met vei vern.
and she said that apparently the lady in the office mentioned smthng about collecting the original cert in april.
AND 'sides, to collect the cert must bring the spm result slip (of course i didnt think of bringing it), so i didnt go to the office.
vei vern saved me the trip. yay.
but my cousins all got theirs edi. SU slow lah.
and i dont like having to go to the pejabat. ><
cos the pejabat is at the other end of the school. you get stared at the whole wei. ish.
if i take the path tat goes by the classes, everyone will stare at me.
if i take the path by the basketball court, everyone will stare at me.
i'm allergic to being stared at.
haha.
k nvm.
i ran out of inspiration for this post.

~vid~